Liberals have a choice. An adventure into reality.

[LocalBrew]

Reelect Bush and implant “Liberal Tracking” chips at the voting booth for whoever punches Kerry’s ticket.

NEWS: Just in ….

Conservatives in the USA have finalized a secret deal with the Russian government allowing for up to 100 million American liberals to be relocated to Siberia. As part of this NEW DEAL they will be given a chance to earn a living while being REEDUCATED. For the first time Millions of Americans will be given a chance to know what working for a living really means. They will also be educated in real survival skills although panhandling will not be a part of the curriculum.

Russian President Vladimir Putin reportedly said Siberia has great potential but lacks a population of foreword thinking peaceful people to develop the vast area.

Putin reportedly said: “We look forward to the influx of millions of liberal Americans relocating in Siberia”. “But I have some doubts as to how they will survive.” “After all they are against drilling for oil, killing animals and cutting down trees to build structures.” “Without fuel, food or shelter they might find life in Siberia a bit harsh.” “But they will be safe and secure in their new home and the Russian government will provide them with plenty of REEDUCATION.”

http://www.intergate.com/~motu/cloud.gif

[suedanim]

har de har har...

[LocalBrew]

“My notion of democracy is that under it the weakest
should have the same opportunity as the strongest.” ~ Sue

Opportunity yes, I agree. But not changing the system. If liberals want no war, equality for all, a clean environment, protection of the environment and the like then Siberia is for them. There they will have the opportunity to freeze and die with conviction.

"I am so cold, so hungry but I feel warm knowing we all have the same dream. Equality of the lowest order."

Makes sense to me ... http://www.intergate.com/~motu/cloud.gif

[Dave]

For the first time Millions of Americans will be given a chance to know what working for a living really means.

:rollin

[ninjalooter1701]

And what's Local Brew's job? Does he flip burgers or does he prepare pizzas?

[Dave]

shhhhhuussshhh

He's a secret agent ;)

[LocalBrew]

I see you boys are speechless. What a surprise.

Life on the loaf is a wonderful adventure.

[Dave]

LB I normally am as far as you are concerned. :lol

[ninjalooter1701]

I see you boys are speechless. What a surprise.

Life on the loaf is a wonderful adventure.
What is there to say, to a post that you made that is basically Flame Bait, Local Brew. What type of reply do you think appropriate?

[Dave]

Oh, it was quite funny for LB anyhow.

[lily]

Does that Burnett guy know about this?

[Atenhotep]

Ouch. My sides hurt. Hooo Hoo!! Har de har har har!

If this wasn't the tenth board you've spammed with this it would even be more amusing .. I imagine ... ha ha ha ... oh dear ... help me ... ha ha ... can't stop laughing ....

















:eyes

[suedanim]

:rofl




:dunno


:rofl

[thaanatos]

hey, who let Zan on the US elections side of the board....don't we have to vote on that or something?

[Dave]

Is this when Thaanatos throws his cap into the ring to become moderator of the US Election Forum?

:lol

[thaanatos]

nope, it isn't

[Dave]

Could have fooled me :rofl

[LocalBrew]

Your posts have been truly entertaining. Yet none of them dealt with my original post. Not that I expected any of you tree hugging, clean air vegetarians to react. Putting you in the middle of your own self created (pie in the sky) environment does make you look a bit stupid at best.

Perhaps you self proclaimed liberal ecologists can eat grass.
http://www.intergate.com/~motu/piss2.gif

[Dave]

Who are you calling liberal?

[LocalBrew]

Certainly not you Dav. You are an anarchist, a communist, maybe even a terrorist.

Far be it for me to call you just a liberal.
http://www.intergate.com/~motu/hook.jpg

[Dave]

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Yes and you're a secret agent

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

[LocalBrew]

Used to be SPY U mean. Call me all the names you wish but one fact still remains. YOU are no friend of the UNITED STATES.

[Dave]

YOU are no friend of the UNITED STATES.

Why exactly do you come to this conclusion?

Are you employing W's You're Either With Us or Against Us rhetoric.

:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

Can I call you Mr Bond by the way? :lol

[Atenhotep]

Sure LB. No friend at all ... that's why he runs a message board where we discuss world events .. some of which just happen to be about the US elections ... so much so in fact he creates an individual forum just for the very purpose of allowing all of the xenophobic Americans to roll around in our own slop.

Yeah LB ... no friend at all.

Oh sorry ... "Secret Agent Brew, sir."

[LocalBrew]

Now let’s revue. YOU show a picture of a man with spikes protruding into his head and face. I portray a picture of the American Eagle. Now who do you think most reasonable people might relate to?

A picture does say a thousand words ….

http://www.intergate.com/~motu/laugh.gif

[Dave]

Yes I am similar to Pinhead where you are concerned.

I WILL TEAR YOUR POSTS APART

:rofl

[Atenhotep]

Now who do you think most reasonable people might relate to?


Dear Lord!

Your decision making process is dependent on an avatar?

Have you learned not to touch the pretty colored lights we call fire Agent Brew, sir?

I'll bet you really thought Bush was SEEEXXXYYYY in that "cup" huh? Holding his little pecker all tight like that ... boy I'll bet you just wished you could have slipped your ... oh ...

AND while we're at it .. let's review, could you please link me to the message board you have created?

[LocalBrew]

Please try it pin head. http://www.intergate.com/~motu/deanhitler.jpg

[Atenhotep]

Agent Brew, sir ....

http://home.mn.rr.com/autobot/Postingfordummies.gif

[LocalBrew]

Your decision making process is dependent on an avatar? ~ Aten

Selecting an avatar really is important. It shows the inner soul of the poster.

http://www.intergate.com/~motu/war-paint_sm.jpg

[Dave]

Try, I don't need to try as far as you are concerned LB, it comes naturally.

To coin El's catchphrase


You're Welcome :D

[Atenhotep]

Selecting an avatar really is important. It shows the inner soul of the poster.

http://www.wnyc.org/studio360/images/tricks/SLide8deep_thoughts.jpg

[ninjalooter1701]

Now let’s revue. YOU show a picture of a man with spikes protruding into his head and face. I portray a picture of the American Eagle. Now who do you think most reasonable people might relate to?

A picture does say a thousand words ….

http://www.intergate.com/~motu/laugh.gif
Waving the flag to portray yourself as a patriot only convinces idiots.

[Atenhotep]

Maybe we should have a haiku contest in honor of Agent Brew?

[LocalBrew]

May I suggest a pin head contest. Now that would not only support your leader but also most of you.[/img]

[Dave]

Or a competition :D

If Local Brew was a cenobite which one would he be?

[Atenhotep]

I happen to think the cenobites are pretty cool.

He would be none of them.


"Jesus Wept."

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/hellraiser_inferno/62_sm.jpg

That should be LB's new Avatar.

[ninjalooter1701]

May I suggest a pin head contest. Now that would not only support your leader but also most of you.[/img]
Would you be, "Head Pin Head?" Or are you more of the "ass of the pin?"

[thaanatos]

Would you be, "Head Pin Head?" Or are you more of the "ass of the pin?"

personally, I would opt to be the 'pin-ass'.....in the end he gets all the points.....