Francois Cellier
07-11-2004, 09:12 AM
http://web.morons.org/article.jsp?sectionid=10&id=5296
WTF???: W Ketchup: A Real American Ketchup?
Posted by astounded Falconrath on Jul. 10, 2004
Remember how the US made their cafeteria fries "Freedom Fries?" Remember how we all thought it stupid and that nobody could top that? Well, AFP would like to report that we were wrong. We now have the perfect addon to Freedom Fries, and that's W Ketchup (http://www.wketchup.com/)! All-Republican for your tastes, because as the website says, "You don't support Democrats, Why should your ketchup?"
For those not in the know, Democratic Candidate John Kerry is married to a wonderful woman named Teresa Heinz, the operative surname being Heinz, kinda like Heinz Ketchup, huh? That's right! Kerry's wife's got Catsup in her blood, and just because of that, here comes the Republicans with their ilky counterfeit. The excuse they give for the "W"? "The "W" stands for "Washington"." Sure it does. I assume they're talking about George Washington when they say that. Baloney. I think they're talking about a George alright, but that "W" sure don't stand for Washington. Get my drift?
All this is is a stupid political statement. IT'S THE SAME THING AS HEINZ PRETTY MUCH, and if you somehow thing that "Tomato Concentrate (Water and Tomato Paste), High Fructose Corn Syrup, Corn Syrup, Vinegar, Salt, Dehydrated Onion, Spice and Natural Flavoring..." are better then Heinz because it's "American," then you need to go back to grade school. Being Republican, it can't help but blast Kerry. "Choose Heinz and you're supporting Teresa and her husband's Gulfstream Jet, and liberal causes such as Kerry for President."
WTF???: W Ketchup: A Real American Ketchup?
Posted by astounded Falconrath on Jul. 10, 2004
Remember how the US made their cafeteria fries "Freedom Fries?" Remember how we all thought it stupid and that nobody could top that? Well, AFP would like to report that we were wrong. We now have the perfect addon to Freedom Fries, and that's W Ketchup (http://www.wketchup.com/)! All-Republican for your tastes, because as the website says, "You don't support Democrats, Why should your ketchup?"
For those not in the know, Democratic Candidate John Kerry is married to a wonderful woman named Teresa Heinz, the operative surname being Heinz, kinda like Heinz Ketchup, huh? That's right! Kerry's wife's got Catsup in her blood, and just because of that, here comes the Republicans with their ilky counterfeit. The excuse they give for the "W"? "The "W" stands for "Washington"." Sure it does. I assume they're talking about George Washington when they say that. Baloney. I think they're talking about a George alright, but that "W" sure don't stand for Washington. Get my drift?
All this is is a stupid political statement. IT'S THE SAME THING AS HEINZ PRETTY MUCH, and if you somehow thing that "Tomato Concentrate (Water and Tomato Paste), High Fructose Corn Syrup, Corn Syrup, Vinegar, Salt, Dehydrated Onion, Spice and Natural Flavoring..." are better then Heinz because it's "American," then you need to go back to grade school. Being Republican, it can't help but blast Kerry. "Choose Heinz and you're supporting Teresa and her husband's Gulfstream Jet, and liberal causes such as Kerry for President."