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Atenhotep
07-09-2004, 10:03 PM
NOT SO FAST, JOHN KERRY

Survey Says President Bush Has Best Hair

Sterling , IL ( July 8, 2004 ) – May the best candidate win, but when it comes to the most presidential hair, George W. Bush has America's vote, according to Wahl Clipper Corporation's 2004 Grooming Survey and First Ever “Index” on men's grooming habits.

Despite John Kerry's recent claim that the Kerry-Edwards ticket has the best hair, Wahl's survey found that the majority of Americans overwhelmingly voted for Bush's hair over Kerry's (Bush - 51 percent; Kerry - 30 percent; neither-10 percent; don't know- 9 percent.)

“Wahl isn't choosing sides politically, but when it comes to what we know best--hair--we're interested in what Americans think is a fitting hairstyle for their president,“ said Pat Anello, Director of Marketing for Wahl Clipper. “Whether you're running for president or running a busy schedule, Wahl has innovative, quality products that make grooming easy.”

The truth behind these and other hairy facts have been tabulated to form Wahl's first annual Grooming Index, designed to benchmark the grooming behavior and habits of American men (age 18 and over).

The survey, conducted by Opinion Research Corporation, is based on telephone surveys of 1,009 adults,18 and over (including 512 men) conducted between May 6-9, 2004 with a margin of error among all adults plus or minus three (3) percent (and a margin of error plus or minus four percent among men).




Hair today, Gone tomorrow (http://www.wahlclipper.com/PersonalCare/kerry.htm)

sinterest
07-09-2004, 10:11 PM
Wahl Clipper Corporation's 2004 Grooming Survey and First Ever “Index” on men's grooming habits.

Wahl is owned by an investment group Which includes Jesse Helms as a board member.

What will they try next?

Atenhotep
07-09-2004, 10:15 PM
It's all too funny. I heard about this last night and couldn't stop laughing.

This is Toolman's Chapter Three of "Nits, and How to Pick Them."

Anonymous Idiot Savant
07-10-2004, 01:23 AM
Um, Aten... Bobbi beat you to this one a couple days ago.

http://www.politicsandcurrentaffairs.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=2641

:bleh

Atenhotep
07-10-2004, 08:08 AM
Thanks AIS.

How odd I could have missed one of bobboi's threads. I usually find them so informative.

Drats!

ninjalooter1701
07-10-2004, 08:10 AM
Thanks AIS.

How odd I could have missed one of bobboi's threads. I usually find them so informative.

Drats!Just think how much more informative Bobboi's threads are than Marlowe's threads....it's a world of difference, it's a library of facts!

Jayne B
07-10-2004, 08:27 AM
Hey, I had some informative stuff in that thread! You missed THAT!

How else would readers find out that, in a survey of 34,000 Hungarian high school students, Bush lost to Hitler as the most disliked foreign leader in history?

(by 2% - but he beat out Stalin AND Osama, so he's not a total loser :D )

Atenhotep
07-10-2004, 08:42 AM
I typically ignore certain posters. I'll check out your posts though. Thanks for letting me know Jayne.

:D

Jayne B
07-10-2004, 08:44 AM
I KNEW I should have given that little gem its own thread....

Atenhotep
07-10-2004, 08:46 AM
Absolutely.

ninjalooter1701
07-10-2004, 09:41 AM
I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.