Atenhotep
07-02-2004, 10:30 PM
First off let’s admit it, none of us are perfect. We can’t always be right, and that’s what sparked the creation of Brew’s Law. Named in honor of Local Brew, who uses it often, no longer will you be the merciless victim of such nasty little annoyances like facts or reason.
Debates can be tricky business. Nobody can really be expected to have all the possible information at their disposal. Be it time, energy, mental acuity or resources there may, God forbid, come a time when you find yourself on a limb and facing defeat. That’s when Brew’s Law comes in most handy.
Simply stated, once you find yourself facing humiliation remind the opposition of your prominent (current or former) position as a High-Ranking, Secret Intelligence Agency Official. Given those circumstances and that your opponents are clinging to propaganda generated by the Liberal Media Conspiracy there is no way you could be wrong. You may now declare victory!!!!
As an added benefit, Brew’s Law is not limited to use during Message Board debates. It is also a great ice breaker with members of the opposite gender. Go ahead and give it a go. No more lonely nights!
Debates can be tricky business. Nobody can really be expected to have all the possible information at their disposal. Be it time, energy, mental acuity or resources there may, God forbid, come a time when you find yourself on a limb and facing defeat. That’s when Brew’s Law comes in most handy.
Simply stated, once you find yourself facing humiliation remind the opposition of your prominent (current or former) position as a High-Ranking, Secret Intelligence Agency Official. Given those circumstances and that your opponents are clinging to propaganda generated by the Liberal Media Conspiracy there is no way you could be wrong. You may now declare victory!!!!
As an added benefit, Brew’s Law is not limited to use during Message Board debates. It is also a great ice breaker with members of the opposite gender. Go ahead and give it a go. No more lonely nights!