Where did Saddam hide those WMDs?

[Atenhotep]

Put yourself in Saddam's place for a second and let's try to figure out where he put those elusive WMDs ... WMD programs ... intentions to have WMD programs ... intentions to have intentions to have WMD programs ...

Where would you (Saddam) have hidden them?

[Geezer38]

I'm pretty sure they are in an alternate reality, one in which Bush and company can see the WMD's through the window but can't find the key to get in. Strangely enough, no one else can see them, but I'm sure they are there.

[lily]

Nah, definately Find Waldo..............it makes more sense. No words to read.

[Keptin_Kat]

Waldo has it, he's got to. I bet you theres a "Where's Waldo" book,sitting on Bushs' desk right now.

[wifeandmother]

I wish there was a "Where's Osama" book sitting on Bush's desk right now.
Dj

[GeneralPatton]

They are parked in a neighboring country, where he hid them to await his return.

[Thornton]

Yeah, I voted for Dimensional Portal. Hide them in an alternate reality.

They sure haven't been located anywhere else. :)

[Atenhotep]

They are parked in a neighboring country, where he hid them to await his return.

And with all of the Intelligence Agencies in the world trained on Iraq we just happened to miss them leaving the country?

:eyes

[NeoFascist?]

We didn't miss them, the media did. Do you think those caravans of trucks traveling over the border were carrying roses and candy?

[Neko]

Yes, the media! Damn those independent, Bush-hating Fox News guys!

[NeoFascist?]

Since when did Fox News constitute the entire media?

[Neko]

Since when did Fox News not constitute media..?

Actually, no, don't answer that.

Rah-di-rah-di-rah... Okay, fine. The press of the entire world is so desperately partisan that it refused to cover Saddams wholesale exportation of nukes. You are the only one who saw the truth.

It's people, I tell you! People!

[potter]

If Saddam had WMD, wouldnt he have them for the sole purpose of defending himself? In which case, when the US troop invaded, wouldn't he have used them as a last ditch effort to knock the Americans out? It makes absolutely no sense that he would send them somewhere for "when he gets out"...I'm sure he knows his reign was over the moment we invaded. If he didn't use them, he didn't have them at all.

[Jayne B]

He kept them in his shorts to make his package look more impressive.


C'mon, NeoF... if Colin Powell could wave around pictures of a single weather-ballon truck and claim it was a mobile chemical laboratory and a justification for invasion, you can bet the satellite photos of these mythical 'long lines of heavy trucks' moving across the Syrian border would have been getting heavy play by the White House press flacks to bolster the shaky case for war.

They don't exist. They're a wet-dream of NeoC media whores, devised solely for their sugar-water effect on gullible Americans.

[lily]

If we had all the maps with X marks the spot......why didn't we give them to the inspectors before we pulled them out?

If we had all the maps with X marks the spot......why didn't we go there first?

If we had all the maps with X marks the spot......why were weapons stolen?

If we had all the maps with X marks the spot......

[silverkitty39]

Saddam hid the WMD in the biggest empty space available, George Bush's skull.#ed_op#DIV#ed_cl##ed_op#/DIV#ed_cl#