Answering Machine Malfunctions

[cwinton]

My cat walks acrossed my desk frequently ... I like it ... he lays on top of my computer monitor and swats at the cursor. He's a great cat.

Every now and then he steps on the digital answering-machine button ...

"All of your messages have been erased," states the mechanical voice.

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

[cwinton]

My other cat's name is Rama ... as in 'Rah-rah-ma'

(from Arthur C. Clarke's novels).

Anyway, he knocked over my coffe cup ... it spilled all over the desk and just as he jumped, it poured all over him and my dog sleeping under the desk.

Out of my mouth comes, "O-rama-sama."

:rollin :rollin :rollin