Michael Jackson Jokes - Adults only

[thefencehurts]

OK. No offense to any MJ fans, but I've a couple of doozies.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like sleeping with twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13.

[thefencehurts]

OK. No offense to any MJ fans, but I've a couple of doozies.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like sleeping with twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13.

[thefencehurts]

OK. No offense to any MJ fans, but I've a couple of doozies.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like sleeping with twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13.

[cwinton]

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[cwinton]

:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Got any more of those?

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[cwinton]

:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Got any more of those?

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[Neko]

Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson
Because he likes to come in a little behind.

Why's Michale Jackson like scotch whisky?
Because they both come in little tots.

[Neko]

Not a joke, but a rumour, apparently a (yuck) crotchless bunny-suit was found at Jackson's house.

[cwinton]

Crotchless bunny suit? Hey, I want one of those! not.
You might get a twisted laugh out of these, neko:

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and the PLO?
A: The PLO pulled out of Jordan.

In an effort to dissuade all this bad publicity, Michael Jackson has pledged a significant amount of his fortune to found a new university. It's going to be called, "Bring 'em Young."

Q: What would you call Michael Jackson if he slept with another 20 or 30 young boys?
A: Monsigneur.

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http://www.boners.com/grub/791742.html
http://williambader.com/mjjoan.jpgJoan Crawford's Long-Lost Daughter!
http://williambader.com/mjdiva.jpgMichael Jackson as a Diva

The other night in Las Vegas Michael Jackson went to see Siegfried & Roy show.
Afterwards Siegfried & Roy said, "Well, that was the first show we weren't the weirdest people in the room".

12 Year Old Boy Sues Michael Jackson For Not Molesting Him (joke), November 24, 2003:
The family of a 12 year old Southern California boy have launched a $28 million law suit against the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Parents for the child in question contend there was a real and presumed threat that when they allowed their child to sleep in Michael Jackson's bed, he would be molested.
Martin Goldenstein, the lawyer representing the family claims Jackson's lack of sexual interest in the boy has caused them undue financial hardship.