Fredfredson
03-14-2004, 01:25 AM
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Confused U.S. Marines Search For Weapons Of Mass Destruction In Haiti
World News
Thursday, March 11, 2004
TheDailyFarce.com - Marcelo Lewin
http://www.thedailyfarce.com/world.cfm?story=2004/03/world_searchforwmdsinhaiti_03200400022
Apparently, confused on were Iraq is located, U.S. Marines began searching for weapons of mass destruction in Haiti.
"I'm sure they are around here somewhere," stated a U.S. Marine who wished to remain anonymous, "I know Saddam hid them somewhere within the country, and we will find them and show the world that we were not incorrect in coming here."
We explained to the U.S. Marine that he was actually in Haiti and not in Iraq and that Saddam never visited nor was he ever a member of the Haiti political system. We also explained that Iraq is a completely separate country.
"Isn't Haiti a province in Iraq," stated the same U.S. Marine, "Oh shit! You mean there are no WMD's here anywhere? Damn. I have to apologize to some people today. I gotta go."
"The search is going on all over the world" stated Donald Rumsfeld, "Yes, I confirm that we are actually searching for WMDs in Haiti. Those Marines are not confused as your dumb liberal online newspaper states! We figure that if they are not in Iraq, they must be somewhere in the world, so why not start with Haiti since we are there already. After Haiti we'll probably check Japan, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Italy and Argentina. Some country in the world has to have some weapons of mass destruction!"
Interim Haiti President Boniface Alexandre was surprised to see so many Marines carrying an Arabic dictionary around with them looking for weapons of mass destruction.
"I told the marines that we don't speak Arabic here," stated President Boniface Alexandre, "I also told them that we have no weapons of mass destruction. But they kept saying that I was lying and that I was covering up for Saddam. It was kind of funny at times."
The search for WMDs in Haiti will continue for at least another 4 months.
Confused U.S. Marines Search For Weapons Of Mass Destruction In Haiti
World News
Thursday, March 11, 2004
TheDailyFarce.com - Marcelo Lewin
http://www.thedailyfarce.com/world.cfm?story=2004/03/world_searchforwmdsinhaiti_03200400022
Apparently, confused on were Iraq is located, U.S. Marines began searching for weapons of mass destruction in Haiti.
"I'm sure they are around here somewhere," stated a U.S. Marine who wished to remain anonymous, "I know Saddam hid them somewhere within the country, and we will find them and show the world that we were not incorrect in coming here."
We explained to the U.S. Marine that he was actually in Haiti and not in Iraq and that Saddam never visited nor was he ever a member of the Haiti political system. We also explained that Iraq is a completely separate country.
"Isn't Haiti a province in Iraq," stated the same U.S. Marine, "Oh shit! You mean there are no WMD's here anywhere? Damn. I have to apologize to some people today. I gotta go."
"The search is going on all over the world" stated Donald Rumsfeld, "Yes, I confirm that we are actually searching for WMDs in Haiti. Those Marines are not confused as your dumb liberal online newspaper states! We figure that if they are not in Iraq, they must be somewhere in the world, so why not start with Haiti since we are there already. After Haiti we'll probably check Japan, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Italy and Argentina. Some country in the world has to have some weapons of mass destruction!"
Interim Haiti President Boniface Alexandre was surprised to see so many Marines carrying an Arabic dictionary around with them looking for weapons of mass destruction.
"I told the marines that we don't speak Arabic here," stated President Boniface Alexandre, "I also told them that we have no weapons of mass destruction. But they kept saying that I was lying and that I was covering up for Saddam. It was kind of funny at times."
The search for WMDs in Haiti will continue for at least another 4 months.