Bananas

[Happy Monkey]

Cool! It works.

Hi I am new; which way's the boy's room, and is smoking allowed here?

[Dave]

Can I have a banana?

[potter]

I suppose a happy monkey is preferrable to a wet cranky monkey.....

[CockySOB]

But whe he is bad, who's gonna spank the monkey? ;)

[Happy Monkey]

I find your way of welcoming very discomforting. While some seem to be after my hard earned bananas, others are already calling for spanking! How about offering some furniture to jump on and a mate to play with?


Anyhoo, I am not really new as this is one of the boards/sites I regularly visited during my lurking sprees on slow work days. Hopefully you'll tolerate my monkeying around in your threads.

[Geezer38]

So what exactly did you do to earn those bannanas anyway?

And whose furniture and mate did you plan to play with?

Welcome aboard! We can always use another stoker in the fires of hell!

[Happy Monkey]

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[marlowe]

Or shock the monkey. Whatever.

[gurutoo]

Howdy Monkey